I hate Apple. I don't like any of their products. I love open source software and hardware which allows me to use open-source operating systems. With this in mind, my laptop is a Jumper Ezbook X4 using Linux Mint XFCE.
Smartwatch? Hell no. I am old school with appreciation for history. Right now I use a mechanical Pobeda watch (brand released as commemoration of the victory of World War 2) and this particular watch was produced from the '60s up until 1994 as a celebrating the participation of the Russian Orthodox Church in the World War 2. This watch however can still be found because it is not that rare, link to eBay (no advertising intended).
I do not have any smartwatch, and I don't think I ever will. I have various time pieces obtained from fares, due to their history. The oldest watch I have is a Timex from 1983, which I bought because it is as old as me, and still working. Again, I like to learn some pieces of history, even though I can't understand many decisions from the past - this is why I like items which have some story to tell.